Mark Twain, They Told Me to Be Brief

They Asked Me To Be Brief is the savagely abridged, hour-long autobiography of Mark Twain as interpreted and performed by long-time impersonator Alan Kitty. Previous audiences have laughed themselves blue, according to the coroner. Come and see if Mr. Twain can finish before the oceans run dry. Tickets $25.00 plus $2.00 handling fee